Last updated on December 31st, 2017 at 09:03 pm
I am not the man you are looking for |
An entrepreneurs warning to his new and future girlfriends.
I consider myself a busy fellow without time to condone female emotional ups and downs. I am not the man you are looking for.
I am not the kind of man who will reply to your text messages immediately. I am not that man who will call you to see how you are doing as you would like, I will be busy calling clients trying to make new deals.
I am not the kind of man who will pick your call immediately, I will prioritize what I am doing and if you are not at the top of the list I will not pick your call. Sorry love.
I am not the kind of man who will ask whether I am good enough for you, I will ask myself whether you have enough positive energy to be in my life. I will ask myself whether you are worthy of being in my life.
I am definitely not the man you are looking for.
I am not the kind of man who will take you to the best restaurants even if I can afford it, I will sit you at home and make you a wonderful meal with my favorite songs playing in the background.
I will not buy you the best of anything, I will find good deals and I am sure you will love them regardless. I mean, you have to appreciate the effort.
Please don’t ever bother to invite me anywhere because I will not stop looking at the time. I will bore you and most of the time I will leave even if you don’t want to go yet.
Sometimes I will be in a bad mood and when you ask me about it I will not tell you about it. When you ask me and I tell you about it, don’t ever let me go because I will have considered you smart and intelligent enough to be my adviser and my soul mate.
I am the kind of man who will get you to disobey your parents and everyone else. I will be controlling and will always give you business ideas. I will drive you into business and most times you will not yield, but once we break up you will get into business subconsciously.
I am the kind of man who will not compromise on my time and most times you will feel unloved. It is in these times you will start complaining to me how your life sucks and I suck even more, but remember, I do not condone negative energy in my life so I will look down and look up straight at you and tell you to leave.
I am not the kind of man you are looking for, find me in my later stages once everything with my ventures is successful or promising and we shall be happier.
A warning to the ladies; when he’s too ambitious and you are not like that, find yourself another man. A man that loves a steady paycheck and is comfortable with conformity.